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"Okay all you freshman fucks listen up!" -Benny
"Well who the hell are you man, Issac fucking Newton?" -Clint
"Pisst. Vicky. Vicky. Come on lets go right now. Let's go get naked right now come on, let's go. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go." -Don
"Slater man, why are you always such a dork man? ..." -Don
"Oh no, its the cops! Look, look .. look look look!" -Don
"Well all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did it the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could when I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could when I was stuck in this place. Dobbed as many chicks as I could when I was stuck in this place." -Don
"Hey Slater you fucking hippy give me drugs man ..." -O'Bannion
"Are you cool man?" -Slater
"Alright. Check you later. Slater man, why are you always such a dork man? Slater: What are you talking about? Don: Check you later, check you later" -Slater
"Lets go smoke a joint man, on the fifty fucking yard line!" -Slater
"Oh man I'm fucking wasted ..." -Slater
"This place used to be off limits man 'cos some drunk freshman fell off he went right down the middle smacking his head on every beam man. I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple though. Autopsy said he had one beer man. How many d'you have?" MITCH "Four." "You're dead man. You're so dead. Look at the blood stains right there." -Slater
"Say man, you got a joint? ... It'd be a lot cooler if you did." -Wooderson
"'...Not to indulge in an alcohol, drugs', sex after twelve, or any other illegal activity. Slater papers man." -Wooderson
Slater: George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens man!
Slater: Didja ever look at a dollar bill man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too!
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